Green Flash Brewer’s Night at Hopvine Pub
Gathering an enormous following, Green Flash finally has landed with an Armstrongian thud on our little luna here in the Northwest. Drinking GF is as easy as picking eyebrow hairs (easier than you think) so please indulge yerself in the following libations.
West Coast IPA - The reason why people enjoy both marijuana and beer in combination is obvious after one sip: hops and weed come from the same botanical family. You couldn’t be blamed for mistaking the hop flavor for something else. Especially the aroma. When you smoke it. I mean…sorry, I was busy and I forgot dude. Left the vaporizer on for 17 hours and well, yer snackless now. Peace bro, be Green 4 Lyfe!
Double Coffee Stout - Y.U.M. You Underestimate Me. Like Bond to a villain this delicious morsel melts like hot church coffee on yer palate. Be sure to lick the roof of yer mouth with yer tongue because there’s no way you’ll deny you’ve been drinking coffee. You’ll probably half-expect a mad, proselytizing preacher’s wife to come give you a refill. You know, the one with the huge, supple, Godly rack.
Le Freak - You know when you crank up the Treble and Bass really high on yer amp and leave out all the middle tone but it still rocks on tiny speakers? Well, twist the taste knobs on yer mouthmeat to 11 because yeast and hops are going to wail and pelvic thrust to a crowd of flavor in this glass. An extreme take on the cali-belgique style and it doesn’t let you forget what you’ve just done.
Hopless - You may now have to ride yer scooter or hitchhike down to San Diego County for this oddball. As the name implies, there’s nothing bitter to be found. I scoured a pint myself and found the glass tasting more hoppy than the liquid inside. If you’re one of those annoying individuals that can’t drink a beer with hops caressing the inside of yer cup—this is your beer.
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