Goose Island Night Stalker
The Goose Island Night Stalker will surmount an unsuspecting burning river chemical blitz via the Chicago Bears linebackers. Speaking of Chicago, I wonder what Sundeep is doing right now.
Ah, Moonshallow. The true Night Stalker, himself. Disguised as a ninja (though he may actually be a ninja - they don’t tend to reveal themselves), this Indian goose will whoop yer ass, but only if you deserve it. He is a most friendly India-Indian man, observant of justice and rightful rightings. Except for when yer in the wrong. Then, watch out!
Unlike the ninjas of Seattle, who impale themselves upon fences, a Chicago Night Stalker is smooth and stealthy, lulling you into comfort and safety with a talking-to-his-mother voice. Of course, those in the know will have prepared yourselves and will subsequently counter his attacks with kittens, samurai stories, and homoerotic entendres to wane the waxed warrior.
So ne’er leave yer eye from the India-Indian, as ye have been warned. Beware the Night Stalker.